I've Debunked Global Warming

"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo) 03/18/2016 at 09:45 • Filed to: None

1

11

Global warming is a myth.

So is global cooling.

And El Niño.

And La Niña.

Seriously...I knew it.

Every weather theory out there is a myth. The real cause for any weather variation is based on my car’s wheels. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ; it’s going to snow.

Perhaps if I change back to my winters the forecast will call for 70 degrees and sun...

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 09:48

0

Is the Santa Maria real?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 09:49

2

if you had left your damn winter tires on for another week my race would have happened.

I blame you entirely.

scoob > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 09:52

2

If you had left your damn winter tires on for another week, I would’ve gotten an A+ in all my classes.

I blame you entirely.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 09:55

0

Last year I washed my truck every couple weeks. Just a touchless to get the salt off. We had one of the best winters I can remember.

This winter I think I washed it twice. We got roughly the square root of jack in snow accumulation.

Next year I think I’ll go back to bi-weekly...

Rico > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:06

7

Lol this is funny but it’s sad so many people actually believe that climate change is a made up lie. They say things like “1 or 2 degrees make no real difference” to which one could retort your body going from a cool 98.6 degrees to 101 degrees and you feel like your FUCKIN DYING.

Sam > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:06

1

I bought a set of winter tires 2 years ago. There hasn't been appreciable accumulation in 2 years.

450X_FTW > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:07

2

I live at sea level (within a few hundred feet). Last year it was 37 degrees and snowing, then a few days later it was 29 degrees and raining. Physics took those days off.

Milky > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:10

0

That's gonna leave a mark! > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:24

1

Be very careful out there I hear they are looking into locking up climate change deniers.

EL_ULY > cazzyodo 03/18/2016 at 10:26

0

I’m driving to McAllen TX later today. 91 is the high there today :]

cazzyodo > scoob 03/18/2016 at 12:39

1

Everything is my fault.

Except daylight savings. That is absolutely not on me.